Thursday, May 05, 2011

i am not a ... (fill in the blanks!)

i'm not sure when it started but chloe has blurted out the most unexpected yet genuinely silly remarks out of nowhere and it just makes me laugh inside whenever i hear her say this...


"i am not a __________ Ah !!!"


this is usually in response to gaby's physical intrusion into her 'space', whether on purpose (most of the time) or by accident.


just last nite, before bedtime.... the 2 of them are trying to 'sleep' next to me before i called "Lights Out". chloe was already lying next to me but gaby, the little fighting bullock, will squeeze his way in between us and then using his bare hands (and sometimes legs, when there is sufficient room for him to stretch!) to PUSH/ROLL his sister away.

so there he was, pushing with all his little might (he is strong, for the record) and the irritated sister was getting pissed retorted back in a very stern and loud voice...

"ahahhHHHHHHHH............. NO......... I am not a Mattress AH!! Don't PUSH me AH!!!"

it was comical to see them in that situation, although at the end, we have to split BOTH of them away from each other to ensure HARMONY and PEACE (and QUIET) in our bedroom (and the neighbourhood!).

as far as i can recall, she has made similar remarks in various situations and they are really rather funny. (in no specific orders as i had forgotten when it all started...)

"I am NOT a ____________ AH!"

1) chair (when gaby refused to sit on his own CHAIR and on her instead)
2) chicken (when gaby playfully bite her toes while we were playing)
3) drum (when gaby used the xylophone's drumming stick on her)
4) mommy (when gaby accidentally calls 'mommy' in her direction)
5) floor (when gaby stepped on her feet)
6) pillow (when gaby lied down on her tummy)

there are so many other times when the words that came out from her mouth made my day.
i guess these are times when they are really at their cutest... even if the words are not necessarily the nicest! :D




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