Hi - i am GABRIEL BENEDICT GOH and I have just turned TWO.
It's a BIG deal when you turn TWO.
Coz I get to do the things that NOBODY else can when I turned TWO on my BIRTHDAY.Here's a snippet of what i got to DO when i turned TWO.
1) Go to a NIGHTCLUB for Happy Hour drinks. See, i've bottomed up so many glasses liao...
2) Got NOTICED by all the pretty GURLS...
(regardless of them being 'over-aged' or 'under-aged' hee!)
3) Get the pretty maids in waiting to FEED me and keep me HAPPY
4) And i continue to DRINK myself silly till i can't differentiate the spout from the cover!
5) And i can eat (or DON't eat) whatever i like... and YOU cannot stop me!
6) And i can PLAY games on the handphone when everyone is suppose to be EATING... and YOU cannot stop me!
7) And i can also make funny faces at everyone else at the table... and YOU cannot stop me!
8) And i get the pretty GURLS to give me a big BLOW on my candles when i'm TOO lazy to do it myself... and YOU cannot stop me!
9) And of course, I get to take the biggest piece of my birthday cake... and YOU surely will not stop me!
10) And i get to wobble it all up all by myself... and yes, YOU cannot stop me!
12) last but not least, get the whole clan to attend my party and i don't even bother going to theirs! muahahhaa....
Ohhhh yes... it was a blast when i turned TWO
::So what did YOU do when you turned TWO?::
YOU - mammi dearest lah... coz she sat next to me and wanna 'control' ALL my moves! sheeze... this woman ah!
NIGHTCLUB - restaurant with dimmed lights lah... you think what?!
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